Minggu, 29 Januari 2012

Things I Never Would of Thought: Septic Tank Lids

Out of sight, out of mind.  We bought this house when it was about two years old, nearly twenty-five years ago.  For the most part, the septic system works, so I don't pay any attention to it.  But in December, there was an occasional whiff in the air.  Indoors.  So being promptly on the spot, a month later I called in the specialist, thinking it might need to be pumped, like we had done many years before.

He walked around, poking a metal probe into the ground, locating the dimensions of the tank that had long been completely buried.  His face showed increasing unease as he puzzled it out.  In one place, the probe had gone through deeper than it should have.  He pulled out the shovel and exposed the two access ports on the top.  One side was 'rotting' away.  The concrete was easily a third thinner on the outflow side of the tank than the intake side.  The concrete crumbled in his hand.

What had been a simple pumping job now became ten times more expensive.  First off, I was warned most strenuously not to drive my tractor over the area.  He had seen these situations before and even riding mowers were too heavy in many cases, and you do not want to have to fish your tractor out of the septic tank.

It was clear to me that the lid had to be replaced, although he was struggling to come up with cheaper solutions.  Unfortunately all of those just were just delays, not fixes.  As he dug more and exposed the surface of the lid, it was clear that the formerly flat slab was bowing down in the middle.  The concrete's strength was fading away and it was only held in shape by the internal rebar steel rods.

Decades old septic tank lids aren't an off the shelf item.  He took dimensions and some company somewhere poured and cast a new one.  Wait two weeks.  Don't walk on the septic tank.

Then came the day.  It had to be Monday because rain was in the forecast Tuesday and the heavy trucks couldn't get across the yard without bogging down if the ground was wet.  Carefully tensioning the chains, the crane operator lifted the old lid off and transferred it to the trailer.  Everybody was holding their breath, hoping it wouldn't crumble and fall into the tank.  Nobody wanted that clean-up job.  Up in the air, the distorted, sagging of the concrete was plain to see.

Then, they put a gasket down around the edge and lowered the new, flat, and thicker septic tank lid in place.  Now, a couple of days later, there's just a slight mound that needs reseeding and some ruts in the grass where the trucks passed.  But its fixed, at least for a few more decades.

I asked why the concrete decayed like that.  The guy with the experience wasn't sure.  Perhaps water softening.  Perhaps the chemicals given off in the air gap.  All he knew was that the corrosion always happened on the outflow side of the tank. I'm just happy to forget about it.  Out of sight, out of mind.


Rabu, 25 Januari 2012

Beta Reader Copies

Not too long ago, I wrote about the process of creating comb-bound copies of an early draft of a novel to allow beta-test readers the chance to find errors and mark it up.  Well, this book, I'm trying something a little different.  It's a gamble and I don't know how it will play out.

Instead of buying a few reams of paper and a new toner cartridge, and then queuing up multiple copies of the full book to print, I uploaded the book to Lulu and printed out private-access copies.  Now, these aren't what the final copy will look like.  For one thing, I just slapped a handy snapshot there as a fake cover image.  For another, this is 8.5 x 11 inches.  Inside, the pages are regular 6 x 9 inch pages with great big margins around them so people can make notes.  These will never be sold.  Once this beta-reader review is complete, I'll go back to Lulu and delete the project.

Why Lulu?  Well, for one thing, this process has been a whole lot easier than filling my office with the smell of ozone for hours or days as I print out all the copies.  No aching back from bending over the comb binder as I assemble them.  And finally, no fretting over the binding coming loose and people scrambling the pages as they are shipped back and forth through the mail.

This may have cost me slightly more.  I'm not sure.  I've never done a detailed print cost analysis for when I print them myself.  But given that I always have to buy a new toner cartridge in the middle of the process, the costs are probably equivalent.  Besides, the printing cost isn't the most expensive part of the process.  The mailing cost is.  Given that I'm sending these to people all across the country, I send them in flat rate priority mail envelopes with a self-addressed stamped flat rate envelope included, it costs more than $10 each just for the mailing.  Even with the shipping costs from Lulu added in, that's less than it cost to print them.

Now, I hate to spend the money, but I really need these people looking over my shoulder and pointing out typos and misspellings and really horrible sentences.  A writer can't see his own dumb mistakes.

My biggest fear is that since this is a perfect-bound book, it may inhibit these book-loving people from being as ruthless as they need to be in marking it up.  Like I said, it's a gamble. I'll find out when they come back.